I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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