Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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