just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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