I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Randomize