u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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