we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i would punch a child for taco bell
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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