Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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