where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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