so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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