i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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