It's like God shit irony all over that family
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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