The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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