He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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