don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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