Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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