I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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