"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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