You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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