your parents love me but you hate me
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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