I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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