I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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