If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's never too late to be topless.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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