Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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