come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Shame - the story of my life.
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