he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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