I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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