It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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