We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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