Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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