remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm like, not good at living.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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