We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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