HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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