I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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