Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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