I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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