There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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