Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
is wine microwaveable?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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