My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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