grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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