This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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