that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
high people should be assigned attendants
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Just invented taco cereal.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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