If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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