the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
how does that bad decision feel?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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