evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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