Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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