Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
