Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize