It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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