I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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