i just google imaged poop.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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