I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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