My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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