Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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