Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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