omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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